We were hoping for "the beginning of a beautiful friendship." England we are sorry for the thoughtless gifts that your Prime Minister brought back home. "Well, nobody's perfect." Our President was distracted he is "disappointed with the world so he is building one of his own." "We all go a little mad sometimes, haven't you."
"What a glorious feeling" you must have had when you first saw your 'gifts' from our President! I am sure you could not wait to "Phone home" and tell everyone about the gifts most likely purchased in "2001" "There is no place like home" was your first thought I am sure. But you handled this with " dignity, always dignity!"
After all "The Wizard" could have taken you and your family to see the sights in "Chinatown" or on "Sunset Boulevard!"
Or "the General" could have taken you on "Marine 1" and taken you to "Casablanca", or just to see the "City Lights" at night! But, "Some like it hot", so you could have went to "Arabia" but maybe "The Graduate" thought you may have suffered from "Vertigo" In that case he should have taken you hunting to "Kill a Mockingbird" or you could have all been out "Singing in the Rain" in D.C! Or you could have went to meet the Republicans new "Godfather" Rush!
The next time you meet with our President "Make him an offer he cant refuse" then you might get presents that are "the stuff that dreams are made of" a "Rosebud" "Plastics" or some "Grapes" to enjoy. But, remember that our President is a "Citizen" of America first and he becomes a "Raging Bull" over the economic issues "He wants to make sure that decent hard working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money mad pirates just because they haven't anybody to look at their interests!" "A man's got to do what he's got to do!"
We still hope that we are on your "list" of friends! After all "Its a Wonderful Life " with England in it! England is our Mother Country "A country's best friend is his Mother Country!" Please don't say our friendship is "Gone with the Wind" we fear England's "Wrath" Maybe this too shall pass "After all tomorrow is another day!" We may need you to watch our backs for us in another war! We hope you don't say if we need England in the future "Frankly America we don't give a damn!"
Hopefully "tomorrow the birds will sing" so HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU ENGLAND and "May the FORCE be with you!"
Don't forget to "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer!"
We love you England!